Got a camera for Christmas? Fancy yourself a star? Here's some free advice! It helps if you are famous or know someone that is. For more tips, you'll need to buy my bridge ... I mean book. Note. This is just. A list. And humor.

A recent study documented the first known person to die during an EEG. And. It may have recorded brain activity associated with “watching” one’s life flash before their eyes. THIS? Would be my review. Of my “life”.

The original MST3K “Turkey Day Marathon” ran from 1991-1995. Movie sign!?! My saddest struggle in life has been “humor”. Since I’ve long abandoned hope of finding someone that would understand it. Let alone laugh at it.

It’s an adding machine. Like the one I begged my grandmother to buy at a garage sale when I was 7. And then took apart. Why? Because that’s what I did. You name it – I dissected it. To see what was inside. And how it worked.

What is artistic inspiration? Is it biological? Is it chemical? Can it be simulated? Does a spider weaving a web create a new pattern by accident? Or as a natural response to stimuli? Perhaps inspiration is a spontaneous “mutation” in the entangled conscious thoughts of the Universe.