I enjoy chaos. It's an opportunity to learn, grow - find yourself. I once moved 300+ miles for a promotion. On my first day? Hiring boss tells me it's his LAST day. And new boss hands me a book: Who Moved My Cheese?

If you take advice from a toddler? You're probably going to earn a Darwin Award. But. I do hope there is a special place in Hell reserved for those profiting in some way from deliberately disseminating misinformation.

It's Silly Sunday! With a rare surname, I have it easy when it comes to social media, skype, blah, blah, blah. A boring first initial and last name. Or my email. So. I'm not hard to find. Unlike any John Smiths born in 2022.

Got a camera for Christmas? Fancy yourself a star? Here's some free advice! It helps if you are famous or know someone that is. For more tips, you'll need to buy my bridge ... I mean book. Note. This is just. A list. And humor.

Silly Sunday! I'm having pun now! Just how old - and childish - do you have to be to understand and appreciate this? And. Are they mutually exclusive? Anyway. Are trolls good? It does mean people are paying attention.

Based on a true story. And. I’m guessing one not that uncommon. As most families probably have a photo of a child being snacked on at a petting zoo. My baby sister’s dress fell victim to a goat. I kid you not.

What is my Holy Grail? People that are interested IN me. Rather than what they can get OUT of me. An added bonus? To have them be a teensy weensy bit emotionally invested. At least … as another human being.

For non-Americans that sent me a message. Parents are forced into debt to send offspring to college, cosign for car loans and be a guarantor for apartments. The system favors the rich. Which I, HUMBLY, am most definitely not.

“If you yourself will listen, see that they bind you hand and foot on the swift ship, upright upon the mast block – round it let the rope be wound – that so with pleasure you may hear the Sirens’ song.” --- Odyssey, Book XII

Pain, sorrow, love, joy;
Rain, storms, sun, flowers;
Lost, wrong, laugh, try;
Fail, fear, learn, hope.
When I die? I'll know ... I was ALIVE.