I don't think he will like how it ends...
Bring me a ... clue?
The real pandemic with a return to the dark ages, where you will be lucky to own a rusty cup! The bill is due.
You 5150 maggot!
Not strange - just corrupt.
Let's elect an F-List celebrity with a proven history of self-initiated failure ... what's the worst that could go wrong? No, Rome wasn't built in a day - but it collapsed in a day.
Must. Ignore. Him. For one day a week. Approximate sanity. It is my lighter moment Thursday. Maybe the new world in 30 days?
Once you see it, you can't un-see it. I once had a boss share her secret to dealing with the stress of workplace drama: just try to imagine you're watching a movie comedy. Wherever she is, she must think the WH is a [use your imagination].
Ok. I admit trying to combine an Easter egg, chocolate bunny and Godzilla was a bridge too far. But ... the resulting mess is what we got. Happy Easter!
Everything you want to know about this man and his character can be found in one line. It's not rocket science. You really want to poke the bear? Challenge the cherished delusions.
Okay, tiger, striped and brave; A close clean scrape is what you crave; To fashion's whim you are no slave; You take it off - with Burma Shave! (Eric Overmyer - On the Verge)
No soul which has not practiced philosophy, and is not absolutely pure when it leaves the body, may attain to the divine nature - that is only for the lover of wisdom. (Plato - Phaedo)
He did not have far to go. He even knew how many steps it was from the gateway of his house. Seven hundred and thirty steps. Lost in dreams, he had somehow counted them once. (Fyodor Dostoevsky - Crime and Punishment)
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in ... long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. (Bull Durham)
Satan has been working with his daughter on accepting compliments with grace and harvesting one's essence using proper manners.
America loves a whiner? Trump would never be as decisive as Patton. So, he probably just had a "musing" - like a bleach or UV treatment - that was accidentally carried out.
The joy William Wallace must feel to see that commoners are still willing to sacrifice for the nobility! Such bravehearts! And cowardbrains!
Part 1 of why you shouldn't create monsters you can't control. This relationship needs a good psychologist - or at least someone that can play one on YouTube. Part 2 tomorrow!
My apologies to the purists, but I doubt THIS monster is going to silently drift away into the abyss. So adaptation it is. Only time will tell if this dysfunctional couple makes a part 3.
Beneath that cold façade is a Krakatoa's worth of magma passionately plotting an eruption. I envision Kathleen Turner's character from "War of the Roses". Grab some pâté - this could get interesting.