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Start Date: 2020-03-02
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#1) Bowlers for Hire
03 Apr 2020
Saw a squirrel. This is the random connection my brain made. I may need help. (This is for the 5 people other than Ellen Muth that will get this.)
#2) CTRL-ALT-DEL
10 Apr 2020
If you can relate - you understand. If you can't - you don't. The world is really just one giant collection of overlapping Venn universes: some are big, some are small - and some are very exclusive.
#3) Souls Are Dark Energy
02 May 2020
A glimpse into my dreams. Trumpet players are on a skyscraper rooftop. They start playing baseball sans gloves. A little girl appears, chases after the ball and goes over the edge. I think about following her - but instantly wake up with this thought.
#4) Please Won't You Be ...
07 Jun 2020
I had the opportunity to meet Fred Rogers when I was in college. At the time, I had the same concentration as his undergraduate degree - Music Composition. Not sure he would approve of this - but since I'm on my way to Hell anyway.
#5) Trump Rally "I Spy"
22 Jun 2020
It was a quiet Sunday. I assume Baby Trump had his phone taken away so he didn't nuke Oklahoma. So another Tulsa Rally. I'm ignoring canon - Snuffleupagus looks like an extinct GOP mammoth.
#6) W. W. T. D. D. ?
27 Jun 2020
I started HBM as a unique way to historically document the "end times". But now I wonder - do we even deserve to be remembered? Is there at least one person on this planet worth saving?
#7) On the Edge of Never
01 Jul 2020
For a brief time I was here - and for a brief time I mattered. (Harlan Ellison)
#8) Parents of Tama
17 Jul 2020
The problem with speaking in metaphor? What about those times it is just a story with no deeper meaning? Sorry, Scott. Bored with NCIS? How about helping with a "Quantum Leap" reboot or a "Romance, Romance" revival?
#9) Existence Is Futile
21 Jul 2020
I once gave a speech debating the morality of swatting a fly. Sadly, I can now properly empathize with a smooshed bug. Regarding the Borg collective: talking about normal, everyday simple things with someone sounds nice. How do I sign-up?
#10) Window of Opportunity
06 Sep 2020
The third time I met death was age 5. Snuck in the neighbor's yard to pet puppies. They stopped biting when my head hit the driveway and I was knocked out. Woke up in ER. Got a sucker. It was orange. My life? It was all stolen time.
#11) Performance Review
12 Nov 2020
Part 1: An Assumption. Is a one-sided dressing down really a "talk"? Sometimes my humor can fail to adequately emphasize underlying meaning - making the superficial way too blatant. Sorry.
#12) Does Not
31 Jan 2021
When you are programmed to search for "why"? Life is like trying to read a novel written in an alien language - with every other page missing.
#13) Gilligan's Island 2021
01 Feb 2021
Yeah, I don't think anyone stranded on an uncharted island is looking to be rescued anytime soon.
#14) Red Dwarf, Series M
12 Feb 2021
{B} I am a pure, anti-social introvert. I do not need people. But I will behave like an extrovert. If motivated. By something. Or someone. Which is why I have confused many, many people throughout my life.
#15) Satan's Roadshow
10 Mar 2021
My soul is trending toward worthless. If I could short the market, I'd go "all in" and bet on my earthly essence abruptly ceasing in the not-too-distant future. Free tip - hold on misery and long on suffering.
#16) The Most Toys
11 Apr 2021
If it has people, Heaven sounds like Hell to me. Pet afterlife is where I want to go! Which is where my parent's dog went Easter weekend. For my dad? He lost my mom all over again. And it took me a week. To get this.
#17) Satan Tank
02 Jul 2021
I enjoy chaos. It's an opportunity to learn, grow - find yourself. I once moved 300+ miles for a promotion. On my first day? Hiring boss tells me it's his LAST day. And new boss hands me a book: Who Moved My Cheese?
#18) The Lost Starfighter
25 Jul 2021
(b) My thoughts are all out of sequence. THIS was supposed to be after "Of Dawn and Dew", but before "Catastory". Either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge ... my first show as a musician.
#19) Wittle Wascals
26 Jul 2021
Demographic shifts that impact the balance of power usually move glacially slow. See Israel or Northern Ireland as examples. But can they change in an instant? I guess we'll find out. Or, should I say, most of us will?
#20) You Can't Do That
06 Aug 2021
Once upon a long long ago. We went to bed. With maybe four TV channels (ABC,CBS,NBC+INDs). And the next day we had this weird thing called "cable". Good, bad? Well - like all technology. Different. #YCDTOTV
