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Start Date: 2020-03-02
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#1) Wakey, Wakey ... Food
12 Jul 2020
Of the billions of souls on this planet, only two are curious enough to see if I am still breathing every morning. Although, I am not entirely convinced their interest is motivated by love.
#2) Hoopsy Daisy
06 Nov 2020
I am exhausted by news and history. So, today I watched my cat play with a dead wasp. Made me realize. This is me on so many levels for all things "life". Just to clarify. I am the mouse.
#3) Hoopsy, Two
19 Dec 2020
The end of a VERY bad week, at the end of a bad month - and do I even need to say it? Unfortunately, since time still appears to be linear - I do not have much hope for 2021 either. Anywho. Go Buckeyes!
#4) All the Time In the ...
11 Jan 2021
Not today, but sometimes cats are just metaphorical cruelties of "life". But mirrors, the Ark, Pepsi, sweaters and caps? That's a lot open for misinterpretation. Oh. Xmas Eve. And. YAY BROWNS!!!!! And. Go Buckeyes!
#5) Hoopsy, Zombie
25 Jan 2021
My cat Madeleine, named after the first feature film zombie, is a Calico that was found in the woods as a few days old kitten. Her colors and markings make it look like she escaped from the grave.
#6) Hoopsy, Rest In Pieces
09 Mar 2021
Is poor Ed's torment at the paws of the whimsically evil cat over? Perhaps his mouse friends can also find a few tiny shreds of his dignity left lying around to shove back in the grave with him.
#7) Hoopsy, Eddiebear
28 Mar 2021
How much longer can Ed serve as a source of amusement for the cat ... before he completely disintegrates? Inquisitive minds would like to know.
#8) Three's Enough
07 Apr 2021
Two cats. A dog. Work. My existence. Not half-full. Nor half-empty. Just. Shattered. Glass. To tread over. And over. And over again. Smearing bloody breadcrumbs. Of torture. Of misery. But the only sign. I was here.
#9) Hoopsy, Edperation
25 May 2021
I over analyze. Over imagine. Over think. I drove my Literature professors insane. This is their revenge from beyond the grave. For the Universe. Now wishes me dead. Is it "Don't touch the sides" - for an Edtopsy?
#10) Catastory
21 Jul 2021
To be honest? I'm not this optimistic. I predict we're on track for a "Night of the Comet" style ending. Just without the "Breakfast Club" meets "Red Dawn" band of misfits. Seriously. Released within 6 months of each other.
#11) Uncomfortablly Dumb
10 Aug 2021
I don't know what my breaking point is - because I have NEVER let anyone push enough buttons to find out. I'm not sure what that means, but it must mean something. Oh. Sorry! Cat overlords? I prefer minced - not pâté. Thanks!
#12) Tiddlycats
01 Feb 2022
I spent many a sleepover weekend at my grandparents growing up. They taught me card games like Rummy, Crazy Eights and - eventually - Pinochle. Board games like Chinese checkers and Bingo. And. Of course. Tiddlywinks.
#13) The Nexus
12 May 2022
I was Age 4. My cat, Linus, was on my pillow. A feathery tail wrapped around my head and across my neck. It was the calmest, happiest and most content moment of my life. And. I would give or do anything – to feel that way again.
#14) Moodays
01 Aug 2022
Yeah. I guess this is the best I can do today. At least I tried. Afterall. It's the lack of thought that counts. Moo.
#15) The Cat
06 Nov 2022
In my early short stories I often used what I call “self resolving logical puns”. Similar to a “self reference” joke – except you may need some external context. THIS is an example in cartoon form. Oops! I didn’t name the artist?
