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Start Date: 2020-03-02
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#1) The Memory Toaster
01 May 2020
It's a good thing I am a great procrastinator and rather lazy when it comes to my backlog of experiments. The world is probably a safer place.
#2) Life Keep's Going and ...
20 May 2020
At the end of my dreams I often experience intricate, geometric, kaleidoscope-like animations. Brain cancer or glitches in my nightly sim-download? (I gave-up on the Rube Goldberg device - it got too messy).
#3) CTRL + Z
29 May 2020
Ah, the simple joy of taking something apart and - well, that's it. I need an undo-command. Or a real-life "Watson" that puts things back together for me.
#4) The Embalming Pot
05 Jun 2020
I'm basically allergic to grass and I've developed some interesting ways of dealing with sinus headaches, tension headaches and migraines. I love winter - when everything is dead. Please don't make me say it - don’t try this at home!
#5) Cold, but Refreshing
11 Jun 2020
The world is depressing. I'm sad. So. This. Just go "no pulp" - you don't want to lose any important stuff. Also, don't forget to check the expiration date. If it spoils - it becomes permanent. Not saying that's bad. Just worth noting.
#6) Boldly Gone
19 Jun 2020
I'll accept methods of compression with a "conduit". But you'll never convince me that a transporter is anything but the most painful way to die. Although, imagine all the fun pranks you could pull on April Fools Day!
#7) Hello, Ernestina!
25 Jun 2020
My simple test for the perfect soul mate - is this funny? An aggressive "WTF is wrong with you" smirk is also an acceptable response.
#8) On the Edge of Never
01 Jul 2020
For a brief time I was here - and for a brief time I mattered. (Harlan Ellison)
#9) Watson Meets Tonya
15 Jul 2020
Here was an animated carpet-sweeper, dishwasher, furniture-polisher, general factotum, rising from the factory table - and offering his services as consoler and confidant. (Isaac Asimov - Satisfaction Guaranteed)
#10) Aloha World
25 Jul 2020
I have resigned myself to the metaphorical reality that my parachute is not going to open. The only question is, should I at least try to enjoy the grotesquely mesmerizing introspective view on the way down. (Me - Pandora's Box)
#11) Unsafe Space
02 Aug 2020
I honestly think the Universe is now exacting its collective revenge on behalf of all the souls I have tortured. Cool. Here is a fun metaphorically logical pun amid the irony of being the only person in the history of the world with my name.
#12) Blue Monday
29 Aug 2020
On episode 1 of "Fun with Stereotypes". Some fun facts. I'm allergic to beer - as well as most grain-based alcohol. By normal standards I've never been really drunk. Also, I like my brain cells.
#13) Misconnections
04 Sep 2020
I have a design flaw. I easily recall external input. But. I lose my own output. If someone uses a "circular reference" on me - it takes awhile to make the connection. I'm not stupid. Just blind. To my own words.
#14) S'more the Rat Birds
13 Sep 2020
I suspect this will NOT age well. I was raised on sports, starting at age 5, and played on varsity teams into college. As long ago as it was, my sense of seasons aligned with the sports calendar. Until now.
#15) Solving for Y
23 Oct 2020
Ironically, since I am officially ancient - I still have a couple primitive amalgam fillings in me somewhere. That effectively doubles my net worth. Hooray for me.
#16) N.S.F.T.W.
12 Nov 2020
Part 2: Context of the Caption. My brain straddles two VERY different worlds. It can be a struggle. Some day HBM may be too much. If that interactive conduit disappeared? And yes, I have oodles of NSFTW thoughts.
#17) Hamster Not Included
22 Nov 2020
Why not? I ran out of ideas. Booooo! I used to sleepwalk and I hate treadmills, but no longer enjoy running outside during the winter. With a 4'10" mom and 5'4" dad - I should be happy. (And yes I sleep in my office.)
#18) Space Iliad
10 Dec 2020
I think my limited supply of cares for our planet full of people is nearing empty.
#19) Reality Check
02 Jan 2021
I think I recently suffered a horrific accusation. At first, I was deeply offended. But then? I was weirdly amused. Why? Because it meant I was right for once. (Or I've completely lost it. Either way. I'm good.)
#20) All the Time In the ...
11 Jan 2021
Not today, but sometimes cats are just metaphorical cruelties of "life". But mirrors, the Ark, Pepsi, sweaters and caps? That's a lot open for misinterpretation. Oh. Xmas Eve. And. YAY BROWNS!!!!! And. Go Buckeyes!
