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Start Date: 2020-03-02
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#1) When the Waters...
15 Apr 2020
An anniversary - wrapped up in a Sufi enigma and saturated in sour cynical sprinkles. I can indeed confirm they are burning cousin and the blisters are none too enjoyable either.
#2) The Door: The Answer
16 Apr 2020
Because one was an opening that wasn't an opening - it was a sanitary cupboard. (E.B. White)
#3) Hungry Games
17 Apr 2020
No matter how clever (and poetic) the mouse, the odds (and biology) are forever in the cat's favor - a lesson from deep in a pathless wood.
#4) Let's Make a Deal?
18 May 2020
Happy Monday! Happy thoughts! Probability + Psychology = Absurdity. An option with known odds is preferred over one filled with uncertainty. What or who is behind door number 2?
#5) If a Tree Falls ...
25 May 2020
This is the result of a philosophical musing I had with my dog last night. It may be a warning sign that I need to find other humans to talk to. Then again, humans?
#6) Not The Trophy Wife
09 Jul 2020
The definition of apathy? If I tripped and fell, landing face first in an inch-deep puddle of water ... I would drown. Haha. Such poor wit. Teach me how I should forget to think?
#7) The I'm Fine Print
11 Sep 2020
Live with regret over action or inaction? Me? I would rather face questions of being wrong about my judgment - rather than about myself. But. In either case. Healing begins after acceptance. Then learning.
#8) It Is Nigh
17 Oct 2020
My edgy "end of the world" sarcasm engine has been sputtering lately. It is a very strange feeling. Am I broken? I've never had this problem before. And the oddest part? Knowing why. But NOT knowing why.
#9) Throw Away the Key
04 Jan 2021
The present state of my relationship with the world. At least I can now die in peace knowing the Browns finally made the playoffs - for the first time in 18 years. Good enough 2021. Good enough.
#10) Tick Tock, Tick Tock
17 Feb 2021
Yay! More failure! Fine. I'll crawl back into my miserable, dark happy place. Anybody - do you wanna melt a snowman?
#11) 9.8m/s2
07 Apr 2021
I am in a very foul, dark mood. So. This. The physics story problems I hated the most? Variations on Superman getting to Lois before she splats. And. Of course. The lame "phunnies" that went with it.
#12) At Death's Door
03 May 2021
Hmmm. This is a square peg, round hole solution. The original version of this was a little too disturbing for today's sensibilities. One side benefit is the salt should make the humor drier. And, uh, saltier.
#13) Going Home
03 Jun 2021
First. I clearly missed my calling - inspirational artwork. Second. I know the difference between a "drinky" cow and a "nummy" cow. Sadly, the test audience (my dog) didn't. So. Artistic license. For the sake of "humor".
#14) On the Lambs
04 Jun 2021
These posts are dominos. Some concept tumbles forward into the next. But this is what happens when my brain freezes. And is "treading water". Wondering. About WHY. Was it a question. Thoughts? Complex. Answers? I have.
#15) Chicken Safety Town
18 Jun 2021
For this to make sense? You need to know what a "safety town" is. And that a "chicken flying contest" is a real thing. Attend a rural county fair for proof. Or search YouTube. Using that exact phrase. But that's no fun.
#16) To Vaccinate, Or ...
21 Jun 2021
I have been pondering a "weird" scene for the last week. So. Just how deeply should one dig below the surface? Anyway. Hamlet. The opening of Act V, Scene 1. Framed within the soliloquy from Act III, Scene 1.
#17) Oedipus Paradox
26 Jun 2021
I, being of body and some mind, willfully and voluntarily hereby declare to future humans or aliens. If I need erased from history to save humanity. Such as from a case of mildly inconvenient sniffles. Fine.
#18) Stealers Weepers
02 Aug 2021
As horribly depressing as the world currently is, I can't help but feel like we are living in some crappy no-budget made-for-public-access parody of a real apocalypse. And not something that will achieve some weird cult status either.
#19) Sisyphlat
05 Aug 2021
My first thought about this - amused. Next - depressed. As this is what every day feels like. But then - I WISHED for this! Why? Imagine. Every day for eternity. Absolutely no cares for the world. Just me. And a boulder!
#20) 2001: A Space Idiocy
15 Aug 2021
Something that has always bothered me about 2001: A Space Odyssey? Yes, HAL has the Asimov's Laws conflict - at least on the way there. But it is really Dave's actions that kill Frank, the three crew, HAL ... and himself.
