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#1) The Orange Knight
05 Mar 2020
Bring me a ... clue?
#2) Mar-A-Versailles
07 Mar 2020
A true man of the ... nobility.
#3) Trump Travel, Inc
08 Mar 2020
Are Trump-branded cemeteries the next "big thing"?
#4) GOP Healthcare
11 Mar 2020
Will you give? For only $1m a day you can sponsor this billionaire and his trust-fund family.
#5) National Idiocy
13 Mar 2020
Just stick to the script.
#6) Bad Logistics
20 Mar 2020
Too bad we don't have a large group of well trained people out there, experienced at moving vast quantities of "stuff" around. Oh well, Mr. President. Good luck with that "invisible enemy". America first? Are you sure you aren't French?
#7) Sideshow Don, M.D.
22 Mar 2020
Beware the false believer - for they shall betray you. Beware the false prophet - for they shall lead you astray. Beware the false idol - for they shall destroy the Earth.
#8) Rodney Dangertrump
23 Mar 2020
Go ahead, quit your day job "Chuckles" - it would save a lot of lives. Yesterday, 15 minutes of your routine was on "people are dying to get back on airplanes". People ARE dying, and that - numbers - is all you STILL care about.
#9) The Trump Scale
24 Mar 2020
Greed is - Donald J. Trump. Yeah, I am sure he has our best interests in mind - is Dr. Fauci still tied-up in the closet?
#10) Jobs, jobs, jobs!
24 Mar 2020
If you are offended by the slogan - you should be. But ask yourself; is this not how those with power - Trump, CEOs, Fox - see the working class? Trump says "workers" will start committing suicide if they can't get back to work!
#11) Native Americans
25 Mar 2020
In the year 2525 - the tragic and ironic story of nativism’s culture of "superiority". Nobody's going to be rising.
#12) Indoor Refugee
26 Mar 2020
When your brain won't rest. A completely random - lighter - thought as the world attempts to hit the "pause" button.
#13) Invoking the P?
28 Mar 2020
So, Mr. President. When can we expect your family's companies to start helping with the crisis? What about that Defense "P"-roduction ACT we've heard you talk about?
#14) Invoking the D?
28 Mar 2020
So, Mr. President. When can we expect your family's companies to start helping with the crisis? What about that "D"-efense Production ACT we've heard you talk about?
#15) Mogul is in the Hall
29 Mar 2020
Anybody have a spare bedroom - or even a couch - available for some former White House occupants? Many ghosts are saying they are in agony from the late night "rallies". P.S. - While Al is not dead, I'm still not convinced he was ever alive.
#16) I Am a Ratings Hit!
29 Mar 2020
Just imagine. Trump standing at Ground Zero in NYC after 9/11. Bragging about his ratings. The dead are just props for this reality TV star.
#17) Stolen Masks?
30 Mar 2020
America, you heard your President - he asked us to find out who has been taking those masks "out the backdoor". Is that really wise, knowing EVERYONE has a camera? NMDA - Just Rhetorical.
#18) Wartime President
31 Mar 2020
He wanted to be a "Wartime President". So, I think this is a counter-culture reference the Draft-Dodger-in-Chief would appreciate. Especially now that we have "body counts" plastered all over the TV.
#19) Press Briefing Pledge
01 Apr 2020
Democracy may die in the darkness - but it was fatally stabbed in broad daylight, on live television in front of millions of witnesses.
#20) Airport 2319
02 Apr 2020
Must. Ignore. Him. For one day a week. Approximate sanity. It is my lighter moment Thursday. Maybe the new world in 30 days?
