Happiness Is? You would think, at some point, Trump supporters would figure this out. But there is that brainwash thing - so I wouldn't hold my breath. You're not a good man, Mr. President.

Demographic shifts that impact the balance of power usually move glacially slow. See Israel or Northern Ireland as examples. But can they change in an instant? I guess we'll find out. Or, should I say, most of us will?

Christmastime in Painesville by Slack Jaw. 1995. Newly single. Driving I-90W to work, it came on the radio passing under the exit 185 ... signs. West to Cleveland? East to Painesville? I laughed. As I healed. From? Scissors.

I’ve long considered the “cabin in the woods” as the go-to hermit destination. But. Recently. I’ve been contemplating. That. Perhaps. The better place to “retire”? Is the “shack in the desert” – it’ll go faster.

Yeah. I guess this is the best I can do today. At least I tried. Afterall. It's the lack of thought that counts. Moo.

At first – or second, third and fourth – glance, this may not make much sense. But it does. At least in the absurdity of my mind. I guess it would also help if you are familiar with perhaps the greatest cartoonist that ever lived. A flashback (haha I made a punny) to December 16, 1986.

Humans need an "origin story". This normally develops during childhood – by observing the world and asking questions. But when circumstances prevent that, or trauma blocks it out – one must be "retconned". For lack of a better word. And the brain will invent whatever it needs to survive.

How memesy! I was WILDLY emotional in my youth. Dare I say, "out of control"? My journal, ages 15 to 27, documents my path of self-discovery in my FIRST "evolution". A key learning? My personality may not allow for "compartmentalization" – but I developed techniques for "selective detachment".