Silly Sunday. And. Guilty. The charge? Crimes against Snowmanity.

Yes, I realize in this context the children are more like "ammunition". But ... Wait! Why am I justifying myself to you?!? This is MY cartoon! Anyway. This is as good as it's gonna get for a Christmas mood from me this year.

Silly Sunday? In a hypothetical Star Trek snowpeopled parallel dimension, would the use of rock salt be the equivalent of a “Varon-T Disruptor”? An inquiring and slightly not-all-really-there mind would like to know.