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#1) Commodore Trump
25 Apr 2020
Those that ignore history and its lessons - are ignorant. And usually idiots. There's a great deal of overlap between those two sets - but think of it as correlation not causation.
#2) Freedom!
14 May 2020
The joy William Wallace must feel to see that commoners are still willing to sacrifice for the nobility! Such bravehearts! And cowardbrains!
#3) Der Fürybunker
03 Jun 2020
Is this how we want it to end? To answer the paradox of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object: total obliteration.
#4) Apocalypse Czar
04 Jun 2020
I really should have paid more attention to those campfire ghost stories at my Confirmation retreat. A few million Hail Marys and Our Fathers? No? Well, at least I won't have to worry about packing a sweater.
#5) The Trump Reich
12 Jun 2020
Fascism by any other name still sounds like? You swear to defend that thing called the CONSTITUTION, because it's your sacred vow that this experiment "of the people, by the people, for the people - shall not perish from the earth".
#6) Treason's Greetings
15 Jun 2020
Buildings, statues, movies, books ... the things we create are not history. They are just a "story". Someone's materialized thoughts. The beauty of true history is not that it is written - but that we have the ability to rewrite it.
#7) Johnny's Last Stand
16 Jun 2020
Satan's millennial daughter Enid on her latest assignment. Statues are for the living. If the new homeowners want to toss the hideous garden gnome you left behind in the trash - that's their right. Move them or lose them.
#8) Freudian South
17 Jun 2020
A patriot sacrifices all for others. A traitor stops at nothing to save themselves. Trump's no Lincoln. He'd sell the souls of his wife, kids - country - to the devil, if it bought him a few more flame-free days.
#9) Cellar at the Museum
29 Jun 2020
A country is defined by its people - not a statue or a flag. The great historical irony that the strongest "my heritage" chorus comes from the "hippies" of the 60s and 70s as they shout - "get off my lawn you lazy millennials"!
#10) Virtual Reality Fail
03 Jul 2020
The first time I remember visiting death was age 3. I fell down a flight of stairs and cracked my head open on a brick chimney. If I've really just been in a coma all these years, consider this my consent to opt out.
#11) My Country, 'Tis of Thee
04 Jul 2020
America's 1st birthday for my 5th GGPs: Washington nearly assassinated in the front yard; Lafayette shot off his horse, landed in the garden; and Cornwallis stopped in for tea. So. Yeah. More stable than our 244th.
#12) The Trump of Pompeii
10 Sep 2020
'Twas birthed as a fun, clever way to see history preserved. I wish - I could say I mattered. But as each day is cast, each more depressing than the last? I may not mind sleeping, in a bed of hot volcanic ash.
#13) Playing Chicken
18 Sep 2020
America - just how close are we to making it to the "other side"?
#14) The Great Dissenter
24 Sep 2020
John Marshall Harlan from Plessy v. Ferguson. My cousin from Kentucky was a deeply flawed man, but chose the right side of history. It's the condemned ghosts of the other seven that continue to haunt us.
#15) 11/3
20 Oct 2020
Funny thing about that comma in Article II, Section 1? The oath "and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States" is NOT limited to your term of office.
#16) Lincoln's Run
03 Nov 2020
As yesterday, the sun will rise tomorrow. But today's sunset will cast a shadow of butterfly effect and psychological affect far into the future. Events unfold and humans respond in unpredictable and unfathomable ways.
#17) Brrrr?
03 Dec 2020
Absurd? Sad? Prophetic? I literally have no clue anymore. It’s like living in a bizarre alternate reality. The President. Of the United States. Yes, of America. Gave a 45 minute “speech”. On Facebook.
#18) Edison 2020
27 Dec 2020
I have now successfully learned 300+ ways not to make a good cartoon. I've also learned that apparently the root cause is that I am just as much of an a**hole as he was. Learning is NOT fun.
#19) So. Not. Funny.
12 Jan 2021
A warning to the world. Solve this puzzle. Also. Once upon a time, as an ATD doing summer stock I had a director refuse any canned effects. So many recordings. I thought I was immune to ASMR. Nope.
#20) Failure Is An Option
09 Feb 2021
I got to talk with Gene Kranz after attending a speech he gave in Houston. If you wonder what someone is thinking? Ask! It's not ... ugh. I need some time in space away from humans. Return and re-entry? Optional.
