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Start Date: 2020-03-02
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#1) Welcome to Cleveland
29 Sep 2020
The best strategy for handling Trump is the Reagan treatment of Carter. Then facts. Then "I'm rubber and you're glue" and downhill from there. Fun fact: tonight's debate is only a few hundred feet from where I was born.
#2) 30 Days Hath Election?
04 Oct 2020
With luck - there are only a month of these obviously lousy things left.
#3) The Real VP Debate
07 Oct 2020
This should be the first topic for tonight's debate. How devout is our Catholic, born-again Christian Evangelical Vice President? And how does he sleep at night knowing he has such a toasty afterlife awaiting him?
#4) 11/3
20 Oct 2020
Funny thing about that comma in Article II, Section 1? The oath "and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States" is NOT limited to your term of office.
#5) Count Trumpula
21 Oct 2020
I wish this was some weird Halloween-induced surrealistic absurdity from the odd corners of my mind. But it is equally plausible I will see this on television later today. On a news channel.
#6) An Unholy Debate
22 Oct 2020
The easiest way to shut Trump down - other than a Crucifix and garlic - is to politely smile, acknowledge his insanity and remind him how often he is wrong. Having some Holy Water in hand can't hurt either.
#7) Lincoln's Run
03 Nov 2020
As yesterday, the sun will rise tomorrow. But today's sunset will cast a shadow of butterfly effect and psychological affect far into the future. Events unfold and humans respond in unpredictable and unfathomable ways.
#8) Everything
04 Nov 2020
For me - the world and life can be a challenge without any sense of purpose. The best way I have found to describe this is "I am buried, just not dead". Seems an appropriate thought for today.
#9) November 7 Hell
07 Nov 2020
Knowing history is fun. Unraveling humanity's tangled and twisted threads that weave it together? Funner. Sadly, there is MORE to this. Hell can be a very interesting place to spend eternity.
#10) Chief Of Laughs
09 Nov 2020
And thus, the beginning of "Act III". Did I really believe I could avoid either of these topics for much longer? Delusion, illusion, confusion ... covusion?
#11) Bill "Hitman" Barr
10 Nov 2020
I'm losing my will to exist. I even ate something with added sugar for the first time in over 2 years. It didn't help. And I'm not sure why I am bothering with these since hashtags are still disabled.
#12) The Church of Trump
18 Nov 2020
Trump, the "ShamWow Televangelist", starts selling any conspiracy to his believers in order to satisfy his sociopathic - and increasingly financially desperate - desires. (Cameo? I didn't want to scar anyone. YW.)
#13) A Man Without a Plan
21 Nov 2020
He went just a LITTLE off topic. I guess Trump is going to spend the next couple months whining in the briefing room. Since I've got nothing better to do, I'll play make-believe. Just like him.
#14) The GodTurtle
25 Nov 2020
An update to my May 17 post. Ugh, those were so bad. Anyway. Really, how far does this lame duck think he can push it? At some point - he becomes a threat to "the party" - and a message will be delivered.
#15) Brrrr?
03 Dec 2020
Absurd? Sad? Prophetic? I literally have no clue anymore. It’s like living in a bizarre alternate reality. The President. Of the United States. Yes, of America. Gave a 45 minute “speech”. On Facebook.
#16) The Devil Went Down
05 Dec 2020
My prediction for today's "rally". Assuming there isn't a mysterious gremlin that instigates a last minute cancellation. Or it's too cold. Or too windy. Or too wet. Or too sunny. Or too warm. Or, or, or ...
#17) Rudy, Court Jester
07 Dec 2020
Ahhhhh, Rudy. Should we have sympathy? This man has aided and abetted the division and destruction of our country - resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans. For what? Pieces of silver?
#18) Not a Safe Harbor
08 Dec 2020
Hmmm. I'm not sure what to think. So. Today, I'm sticking with the pre-planned date-sensitive cartoon. Happy "Safe Harbor Day" everyone! Welcome to the obscure back-alleys of America's Electoral College!
#19) Alternative Evidence
11 Dec 2020
Alternative facts, evidence, reality? I don’t want to live in THIS reality anymore. Someone please reboot the computer so we can start over and try again.
#20) America the Coffeeboy
14 Dec 2020
Electoral College voting day! PSA on authoritarian desires vs our Federalism. It is infinitely easier to tame a single tiger than to herd 50 cats. And if the Universe is still here, tomorrow a classic movie and Xmas.
