A re-imagined Becky from the "Something to Tide You Over" short in Stephen King's "Creepshow" anthology. What's not to love about a yoga indulging, psychology espousing, lifecoach – with a black belt – who believes in a more "hands on" approach to personal growth and philosophical enlightenment?

During the meanderings of my wanderbout consciousness on this rotating rock – I developed a "being person" spam filter. But? There are ways around it. Obviously. Omnipotence and all that. Intruding upon my celestial meditation under an Aurora with an "Amber Alert" ... was a new one.