Hmmm. I'm not sure what to think. So. Today, I'm sticking with the pre-planned date-sensitive cartoon. Happy "Safe Harbor Day" everyone! Welcome to the obscure back-alleys of America's Electoral College!

Let’s celebrate the historical absurdity of today’s 50th anniversary!!! An entirely fictional exchange amongst my Quaker ancestors in the colonial hamlet of Birmingham Township on the banks of the Brandywine west of Philadelphia.