My 2020? Stopped watching movies, Netflix and TV. Then quit social media. I'm a crisis away from abandoning civilization and either riding the rails as a luddite hobo or hiding in a well-appointed hermit cave.

(a) I have boring brown eyes. Except. They have a dark inner ring with deep radial furrows and a wide dark green outer ring. In between? Enough gold that will "glow" in just the right lighting. Or so I've been told.