An unwritten "perk" of having kids WAY too early? I had six grandchildren by age 47. Math and family history calculates to 20 great-grandchildren by age 67 and 40 great-great-grandchildren by age 87. Will I see 100 great-great-great-grandchildren before they tuck me in to sleep in my comfy pine box?

It's not "Ιησούς" – but some etymological funzies? My given names translate as "One Who Follows the Son of God" and "Guardian of Nirvana*". I'll save my surnames for another day. Hmm. Maybe we do live in a simulation. *Literally "Eternal Bliss" or "Kingdom's Treasure" – I appropriated some license.