Congratulations, Mr. President. A devout lifetime absurdist is speechless. My existence is truly and utterly void of hope. I am broken. Bravo. Although, based on recent messages there are a few people that will be very happy. Okay Google, does a corpse - without orange skin - look better under incandescent light?
 
***A pre-emptive disclaimer to the DMs I always get. No, I do not think suicide is funny. I have known too many people that have murdered themselves - whether through direct action or passive inaction. The point is to make everyone realize that America is following the same typical spiraling self-destructive pattern. The note says it all. We all ignored it or thought it was funny - until we couldn't and it wasn't.