Just a ... theory. An entirely imaginary peek behind the fake curtains.

Everything Donald J. Trump does - or allows to happen - is entirely based on how it benefits him. Family, friends, employees, officials, generals - just simple commodities to be bought and sold on his whim and for his pleasure.

Is "Trippy Thursday" a thing? When's the next meeting for the grand conspiracy to make the President look bad? We can't agree on what a catch is, soda vs pop, or what color a frickin dress is - but this, yeah? We got it. No problem.