Ahhhhh, Rudy. Should we have sympathy? This man has aided and abetted the division and destruction of our country - resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans. For what? Pieces of silver?

There is a theory that religion was a biological adaptation - a trait that evolved alongside consciousness as a coping mechanism for the growing awareness of our mortality. Sounds familiar.

Yay, "normalcy". When I am stressed or mentally exhausted, the muscles by my left eye will start to spasm. So, let's add some stereotypical Italian traits like our "passion" and talking with our hands.

Were we visited by ancient aliens? Who knows? Well, other than von Daniken and Tsoukalos. But this is the best explanation I have as to why the Earth is populated with so many intellectually challenged individuals.

Ahh, yes. I can easily imagine Tucker Carlson embracing his inner "investigative reporter" to follow those conspiracy threads wherever they might lead - in order to finally bring the truth to his devoted masses.

Is Tucker Carlson still bitter he failed his dream of being a real journalist? Or maybe he's still upset the CIA rejected his application? My guess? He's inventing a "deep state" defense for SOMETHING that's coming.

Warning! This is a TAME commentary to provide future humans, if there are any, a contemporaneously historical account - about hypocrisy. So. I better not be on the receiving end of any, um ... “descriptors”.

Let us return to the world of politics. A subject that doesn’t require a functioning brain. Or, ideally - heart. Therefore, I am perfectly - overqualified. This is my prediction for the next big conspiracy theory.

If you take advice from a toddler? You're probably going to earn a Darwin Award. But. I do hope there is a special place in Hell reserved for those profiting in some way from deliberately disseminating misinformation.

Hmm. Subtle. All that's missing is a signature hormone inducing, evil twirling of the ... beard. So. Anyway. I'm in a mood. To ruffle turkey feathers. Or stir the salvation pot. Or be a ... yeah. Merry Winter!!!

(b) As we begin to “age” – we choose a path. Either to remove the blindfold – and realize we’ve learned nothing. Or to put on blinders – and believe we know it all. The former? Another childhood. The latter? Get off my lawn.

A secret? The wealthy are not really "in control". They are merely "tools". Their programming – a lust for success – is easily hacked. They become "zombie ants" – toiling in the tunnels, strings unaware – high on their pellets of sugar. Volunteers for heart attack, stroke, suicide. Draftees for scandal, bankruptcy, prison. And simps for retribution, cancellation, elimination – when their usefulness has run dry. As for the marionettists? Work smarter. Not harder.